SEASON 2
READ THESE RULES BEFORE SUBMITTING ONE
check the list below before submitting to avoid sending repeats!
the counter resets every season, so if your monster was rated in season 1 (S1), you may resend it now as long as it has not been rated in season 2 (S2)!
template for submission is provided when you click the “submit your crush” button
INCLUDE PICTURES & WHY YOU LIKE THEM!
the disobedient shall be deleted >:)
make sure they are NON-HUMAN.
the less human they look, the more likely they’ll be rated!
example: Captain America would not count but the Hulk would!
NOTE: if it’s just a human wearing armor, it doesn’t count! also, if it’s just some anime boy with pointy ears, you’re not a monsterfucker. you’re a weeb.
TL;DR: format the email properly & include pictures or I won’t read your submission!
you can add a message aside from just the submission, though! I save nice messages :3
SEASON 2 TIERS
10: i will never get tired of this being on/in/near me
Ghidorah (Final Wars) - 10
Zilla Sr. (Godzilla 1998) - 10
9: we’re getting wet & wild RIGHT now
Villentretenmerth/The Golden Dragon (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 9
King Kong (Godzilla vs Kong) - 9
King Ghidorah (King of the Monsters) - 9
Destoroyah (Godzilla vs Destoroyah) - 9
8: i am actively fantasizing about this in the wee hours of the morning
Zeugl/Sewer Monster (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 8
Myriapod (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 8
Roxanne Wolf (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 8
Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean) (S2 E7) - 8
Hanged Man (The Arcana) (S2 E8) - 8
Godzilla (Monster Warrior) - 8
7: i think about doin’ it every time i see this
Hexxus (Fern Gully) (S2 E1) - 7
Sun Wukong (Chinese mythology) (S2 E2) - 7
Satan (Devilman Crybaby) (S2 E2) - 7
Manticore (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 7
Chernobog (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 7
Wyvern (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 7
Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 7
Mayor Omi (Death Rescheduled) (S2 E7) - 7
Rodan (King of the Monsters) - 7
Gigan (Godzilla Final Wars) - 7
SpaceGodzilla (Rulers of Earth) - 7
6: if this made the first move i would immediately crumble
Darkness (Legend) (S2 E1) - 6
Swatch (Deltarune) (S2 E1) - 6
Hastur/Feater (Identity V) (S2 E2) - 6
Krallach (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 6
Basilisk (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 6
Leshen (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 6
Sundrop (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 6
Sukuna, original form (Jujustu Kaisen) (S2 E6) - 6
Black Hat (Villainous) (S2 E7) - 6
Legendary Goji/Gyare Goji (Godzilla 2014) - 6
besties: this is like a friend or a relative to me
Torque (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - B
Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - B
Map Bot (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - B
Security Bot (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - B
Mothra (Godzilla vs Mothra) - B
Anguirua Godzilla Final Wars) - B
Zilla Jr. (Godzilla the Series) - B
Gamera (90s Godzilla Trilogy) - B
5: i would experiment with this in my rowdy college years
Murdoc (Gorillaz) (S2 E1) - 5
Duny/Cursed One (The Witcher Netflix show) (S2 E3) - 5
Doppler (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 5
Djinn (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 5
Moondrop (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 5
Vanny (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 5
Virgil (Devil May Cry) (S2 E7) - 5
Shin Godzilla (Shin Godzilla) - 5
4: if we were the last two people on earth it would probably take me like 2 weeks to do this
Jaal (Mass Effect Andromeda) (S2 E2) - 4
Ghoul (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 4
Vecna (Stranger Things) (S2 E7) - 4
3: i would have to be at least 8 shots deep
Laughing Jill (Creepypasta) (S2 E1) - 3
Vex (Sackboy: A Big Adventure) (S2 E2) - 3
Striga (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 3
Endoskeleton (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 3
Scar (Alien vs. Predator) (S2 E8) - 3
King Caesar (Godzilla) - 3
Gigan's Mom - 3
2: this would be short-lived and extremely unhappy
Bruxa (The Witcher Netflix show) (S2 E3) - 2
The Dragon (Saint George and the Dragon, by Paolo Uccello, 1470) (S2 E6) - 2
Rykard (Elden Ring) (S2 E8) - 2
Kiryu (Against MechaGodzilla) - 2
1: jesus fucking christ no
Kikimora (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 1
Gurranq Beast Clergyman (S2 E8) - 1
Megalon (Godzilla vs Megalon) - 1
0: in every version of the simulation, the possibility of this is 0%
DJ Music Man (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 0
Salvatore Moreau (Resident Evil 8) (S2 E6) - 0
Biollante (Godzilla vs Biollante) - 0
Gyaos (Gamera) - 0