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  • check the list below before submitting to avoid sending repeats!

    • the counter resets every season, so if your monster was rated in season 1 (S1), you may resend it now as long as it has not been rated in season 2 (S2)!

  • template for submission is provided when you click the “submit your crush” button

  • INCLUDE PICTURES & WHY YOU LIKE THEM!

    • the disobedient shall be deleted >:)

  • make sure they are NON-HUMAN.

    • the less human they look, the more likely they’ll be rated!

    • example: Captain America would not count but the Hulk would!

    • NOTE: if it’s just a human wearing armor, it doesn’t count! also, if it’s just some anime boy with pointy ears, you’re not a monsterfucker. you’re a weeb.

  • TL;DR: format the email properly & include pictures or I won’t read your submission!

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SEASON 2 TIERS

10: i will never get tired of this being on/in/near me

Ghidorah (Final Wars) - 10

Zilla Sr. (Godzilla 1998) - 10

9: we’re getting wet & wild RIGHT now

Villentretenmerth/The Golden Dragon (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 9

King Kong (Godzilla vs Kong) - 9

King Ghidorah (King of the Monsters) - 9

Destoroyah (Godzilla vs Destoroyah) - 9

8: i am actively fantasizing about this in the wee hours of the morning

Zeugl/Sewer Monster (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 8

Myriapod (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 8

Roxanne Wolf (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 8

Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean) (S2 E7) - 8

Hanged Man (The Arcana) (S2 E8) - 8

Godzilla (Monster Warrior) - 8

7: i think about doin’ it every time i see this

Hexxus (Fern Gully) (S2 E1) - 7

Sun Wukong (Chinese mythology) (S2 E2) - 7

Satan (Devilman Crybaby) (S2 E2) - 7

Manticore (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 7

Chernobog (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 7

Wyvern (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 7

Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 7

Mayor Omi (Death Rescheduled) (S2 E7) - 7

Rodan (King of the Monsters) - 7

Gigan (Godzilla Final Wars) - 7

SpaceGodzilla (Rulers of Earth) - 7

6: if this made the first move i would immediately crumble

Darkness (Legend) (S2 E1) - 6

Swatch (Deltarune) (S2 E1) - 6

Hastur/Feater (Identity V) (S2 E2) - 6

Krallach (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 6

Basilisk (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 6

Leshen (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 6

Sundrop (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 6

Sukuna, original form (Jujustu Kaisen) (S2 E6) - 6

Black Hat (Villainous) (S2 E7) - 6

Legendary Goji/Gyare Goji (Godzilla 2014) - 6

besties: this is like a friend or a relative to me

Torque (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - B

Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - B

Map Bot (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - B

Security Bot (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - B

Mothra (Godzilla vs Mothra) - B

Anguirua Godzilla Final Wars) - B

Zilla Jr. (Godzilla the Series) - B

Gamera (90s Godzilla Trilogy) - B

5: i would experiment with this in my rowdy college years

Murdoc (Gorillaz) (S2 E1) - 5

Duny/Cursed One (The Witcher Netflix show) (S2 E3) - 5

Doppler (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 5

Djinn (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 5

Moondrop (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 5

Vanny (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 5

Virgil (Devil May Cry) (S2 E7) - 5

Shin Godzilla (Shin Godzilla) - 5

4: if we were the last two people on earth it would probably take me like 2 weeks to do this

Jaal (Mass Effect Andromeda) (S2 E2) - 4

Ghoul (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 4

Vecna (Stranger Things) (S2 E7) - 4

3: i would have to be at least 8 shots deep

Laughing Jill (Creepypasta) (S2 E1) - 3

Vex (Sackboy: A Big Adventure) (S2 E2) - 3

Striga (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 3

Endoskeleton (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 3

Scar (Alien vs. Predator) (S2 E8) - 3

King Caesar (Godzilla) - 3

Gigan's Mom - 3

2: this would be short-lived and extremely unhappy

Bruxa (The Witcher Netflix show) (S2 E3) - 2

The Dragon (Saint George and the Dragon, by Paolo Uccello, 1470) (S2 E6) - 2

Rykard (Elden Ring) (S2 E8) - 2

Kiryu (Against MechaGodzilla) - 2

1: jesus fucking christ no

Kikimora (The Witcher Netflix Show) (S2 E3) - 1

Gurranq Beast Clergyman (S2 E8) - 1

Megalon (Godzilla vs Megalon) - 1

0: in every version of the simulation, the possibility of this is 0%

DJ Music Man (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach) (S2 E4) - 0

Salvatore Moreau (Resident Evil 8) (S2 E6) - 0

Biollante (Godzilla vs Biollante) - 0

Gyaos (Gamera) - 0