submission rules
check the list below before submitting to avoid sending repeats!
the counter resets every season/year, so if your monster was rated before 2023 in S1 (2021) or S2 (2022), you may resend it now!
use the provided submission template when you click the “submit your crush” button.
Include pictures & why you like your monster!
make sure they are NON-HUMAN.
they can be monster, machine, robot, god, creature, etc.! as long as they pass the Harkness Test, send ‘em my way!
the less human they look, the more likely they’ll be rated!
submissions that would count: the Hulk, Jabba the Hut, Transformers
submissions that would NOT count: lady in armor, guy with pointy ears, anime person with wings.
general notes
I’ll try to notate when/where I rated each monster!
notice something incorrect? DM me on instagram @stevie.bea.stinks to let me know!
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season 3 ratings
10: oh god oh god yes let me get in there
Eddie/Venom (Marvel Comics) - 10
Kaine Parker (Marvel Comics) - 10
Toxin (Marvel Comics) - 10
Red Pope Carnage (Marvel Comics) - 10
Ghostface (Scream) - 10 (10/30 stream)
Candyman (1992) - 10 (10/30 stream)
Wolfman (Van Helsing) - 10 (10/30 stream)
9: i would let u ruin my life if it meant we got to make out
Carnage/Mary Jane (Marvel Comics) - 9
Scorn (Marvel Comics) - 9
Sheoldred (Magic the Gathering) - 9
Pinhead (Hellraiser) - 9 (10/30 stream)
Tiffany Valentine (Bride of Chucky) - 9 (10/30 stream)
Countess Marya Zaleska (Dracula's Daughter) - 9 (10/30 stream)
Oni (Dead By Daylight) - 9 (10/30 stream)
the Artist (Dead by Daylight) - 9 (10/30 stream)
8: this is getting unhealthy, all I do is write fanfic abt us all day
Mania (Marvel Comics) - 8
The Lizard (Marvel Comics) - 8
Lockdown (Transformers Animated) - 8
Ink Demon (Bendy And The Dark Revival) - 8
Xenogose (Magic the Gathering) - 8
Dracula's Brides (Van Helsing) - 8 (10/30 stream)
Dracula (Van Helsing) - 8 (10/30 stream)
Invisible Man (1933) - 8 (10/30 stream)
Blight (Dead by Deadlight) - 8 (10/30 stream)
7: i would go out of my way to get ur number
She-Venom (Marvel Comics) - 7
Dark Carnage (Marvel Comics) - 7
Leonhart (Sacrificial Princess and the King of Beasts) - 7
Jocasta (Marvel Comics) - 7
Tsuchigomori (Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun) - 7
Kass (Breath of the Wild) - 7
Michael Myers (Halloween) - 7 (10/30 stream)
Frankenstein (Van Helsing) - 7 (10/30 stream)
The Trapper (Dead by Daylight) - 7 (10/30 stream)
Huntress (Dead by Daylight) - 7 (10/30 stream)
6: if u gave me a coy look from across the cafeteria, i'd blush
Agent Venom/Flash Thompson (Marvel Comics) - 6
Lasher (Marvel Comics) - 6
Man-Wolf (Marvel Comics) - 6
Venom 2099/Alea Bell - 6
Igneel (Fairy Tale) - 6
Shirou (Brand New Animal) - 6
Erebos (Magic the Gathering) - 6
Eda’s harpy form (Owl House) - 6
Zed O'Brian (Kekkai Sensen) - 6
Herbert West (Re-Animator) - 6 (10/30 stream)
The Asset (Shape of Water) - 6 (10/30 stream)
Bride of Frankenstein - 6 (10/30 stream)
Princess Admanet (The Mummy 2017) - 6 (10/30 stream)
Trickster (Dead by Daylight) - 6 (10/30 stream)
5: OK WAIT- 😳
Agony (Marvel Comics) - 5
Hybrid (Marvel Comics) - 5
Knull (Marvel Comics) - 5
Shigaraki Tomura (My Hero Academia Chapter 366) - 5
Eligos (Evil Dead) - 5 (10/30 stream)
Nurse (Dead by Daylight) - 5 (10/30 stream)
4: there's the vaguest amount of intrigue here but i don't want to admit it
Carnage (Marvel Comics) - 4
Zorgons (Zathura) - 4
Werelupe King (Neopets Darkest Faerie PS2) - 4
Evil Ash (Army of Darkness) - 4 (10/30 stream)
Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) - 4 (10/30 stream)
Chucky (Child's Play) - 4 (10/30 stream)
Pumpkinhead (Pumpkinhead) - 4 (10/30 stream)
Plague (Dead by Daylight) - 4 (10/30 stream)
3: bro stop ew wtf
Mac Gargan/Venom (Marvel Comics) - 3
Scream (Marvel Comics) - 3
Morbius (Marvel Comics) - 3
Anti-Venom (Marvel Comics) - 3
The Thing (1982 movie) - 3
Werewolf (Witcher 3) - 3
Ultraman Belial (Ultraman) - 3
Korosensei (Assassination Classroom) - 3
Ash Williams (Evil Dead) - 3 (10/30 stream)
Phantom of the Opera (1925) - 3 (10/30 stream)
2: i literally don't even wanna consider it im gonna vom
Riot (Marvel Comics) - 2
Phage (Marvel Comics) - 2
Hillbilly (Dead by Daylight) - 2 (10/30 stream)
1: if u even look at me i will take both of us out
Doppelganger (Marvel Comics) - 1
Venom 2099 (Marvel Comics) - 1
Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th) - 1 (10/30 stream)
Doctor (Dead by Daylight) - 1 (10/30 stream)
Clown (Dead by Daylight) - 1 (10/30 stream)
0: unfuckable/illegal
The Long One (Slither) - 0
Dredge (Dead by Daylight) - 0 (10/30 stream)
besties
Sleeper (Marvel Comics) - B
Major K. P. Hob (Dimension 20’s A Court of Fey & Flowers) - B
Lewis Pepper (Mysterious Skulls) - B
Gillman (Creature from the Black Lagoon) - B (10/30 stream)
Bubba Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) - B (10/30 stream)
Wolfman (Wolfman) - B (10/30 stream)
The Wraith (Dead by Daylight) - B (10/30 stream)