submission rules

  • check the list below before submitting to avoid sending repeats!

    • the counter resets every season/year, so if your monster was rated before 2023 in S1 (2021) or S2 (2022), you may resend it now!

  • use the provided submission template when you click the “submit your crush” button.

    • Include pictures & why you like your monster!

  • make sure they are NON-HUMAN.

    • they can be monster, machine, robot, god, creature, etc.! as long as they pass the Harkness Test, send ‘em my way!

    • the less human they look, the more likely they’ll be rated!

    • submissions that would count: the Hulk, Jabba the Hut, Transformers

    • submissions that would NOT count: lady in armor, guy with pointy ears, anime person with wings.

general notes

  • I’ll try to notate when/where I rated each monster!

  • notice something incorrect? DM me on instagram @stevie.bea.stinks to let me know!

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season 3 ratings

10: oh god oh god yes let me get in there

Eddie/Venom (Marvel Comics) - 10

Kaine Parker (Marvel Comics) - 10

Toxin (Marvel Comics) - 10

Red Pope Carnage (Marvel Comics) - 10

Ghostface (Scream) - 10 (10/30 stream)

Candyman (1992) - 10 (10/30 stream)

Wolfman (Van Helsing) - 10 (10/30 stream)

9: i would let u ruin my life if it meant we got to make out

Carnage/Mary Jane (Marvel Comics) - 9

Scorn (Marvel Comics) - 9

Sheoldred (Magic the Gathering) - 9

Pinhead (Hellraiser) - 9 (10/30 stream)

Tiffany Valentine (Bride of Chucky) - 9 (10/30 stream)

Countess Marya Zaleska (Dracula's Daughter) - 9 (10/30 stream)

Oni (Dead By Daylight) - 9 (10/30 stream)

the Artist (Dead by Daylight) - 9 (10/30 stream)

8: this is getting unhealthy, all I do is write fanfic abt us all day

Mania (Marvel Comics) - 8

The Lizard (Marvel Comics) - 8

Lockdown (Transformers Animated) - 8

Ink Demon (Bendy And The Dark Revival) - 8

Xenogose (Magic the Gathering) - 8

Dracula's Brides (Van Helsing) - 8 (10/30 stream)

Dracula (Van Helsing) - 8 (10/30 stream)

Invisible Man (1933) - 8 (10/30 stream)

Blight (Dead by Deadlight) - 8 (10/30 stream)

7: i would go out of my way to get ur number

She-Venom (Marvel Comics) - 7

Dark Carnage (Marvel Comics) - 7

Leonhart (Sacrificial Princess and the King of Beasts) - 7

Jocasta (Marvel Comics) - 7

Tsuchigomori (Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun) - 7

Kass (Breath of the Wild) - 7

Michael Myers (Halloween) - 7 (10/30 stream)

Frankenstein (Van Helsing) - 7 (10/30 stream)

The Trapper (Dead by Daylight) - 7 (10/30 stream)

Huntress (Dead by Daylight) - 7 (10/30 stream)

6: if u gave me a coy look from across the cafeteria, i'd blush

Agent Venom/Flash Thompson (Marvel Comics) - 6

Lasher (Marvel Comics) - 6

Man-Wolf (Marvel Comics) - 6

Venom 2099/Alea Bell - 6

Igneel (Fairy Tale) - 6

Shirou (Brand New Animal) - 6

Erebos (Magic the Gathering) - 6

Eda’s harpy form (Owl House) - 6

Zed O'Brian (Kekkai Sensen) - 6

Herbert West (Re-Animator) - 6 (10/30 stream)

The Asset (Shape of Water) - 6 (10/30 stream)

Bride of Frankenstein - 6 (10/30 stream)

Princess Admanet (The Mummy 2017) - 6 (10/30 stream)

Trickster (Dead by Daylight) - 6 (10/30 stream)

5: OK WAIT- 😳

Agony (Marvel Comics) - 5

Hybrid (Marvel Comics) - 5

Knull (Marvel Comics) - 5

Shigaraki Tomura (My Hero Academia Chapter 366) - 5

Eligos (Evil Dead) - 5 (10/30 stream)

Nurse (Dead by Daylight) - 5 (10/30 stream)

4: there's the vaguest amount of intrigue here but i don't want to admit it

Carnage (Marvel Comics) - 4

Zorgons (Zathura) - 4

Werelupe King (Neopets Darkest Faerie PS2) - 4

Evil Ash (Army of Darkness) - 4 (10/30 stream)

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) - 4 (10/30 stream)

Chucky (Child's Play) - 4 (10/30 stream)

Pumpkinhead (Pumpkinhead) - 4 (10/30 stream)

Plague (Dead by Daylight) - 4 (10/30 stream)

3: bro stop ew wtf

Mac Gargan/Venom (Marvel Comics) - 3

Scream (Marvel Comics) - 3

Morbius (Marvel Comics) - 3

Anti-Venom (Marvel Comics) - 3

The Thing (1982 movie) - 3

Werewolf (Witcher 3) - 3

Ultraman Belial (Ultraman) - 3

Korosensei (Assassination Classroom) - 3

Ash Williams (Evil Dead) - 3 (10/30 stream)

Phantom of the Opera (1925) - 3 (10/30 stream)

2: i literally don't even wanna consider it im gonna vom

Riot (Marvel Comics) - 2

Phage (Marvel Comics) - 2

Hillbilly (Dead by Daylight) - 2 (10/30 stream)

1: if u even look at me i will take both of us out

Doppelganger (Marvel Comics) - 1

Venom 2099 (Marvel Comics) - 1

Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th) - 1 (10/30 stream)

Doctor (Dead by Daylight) - 1 (10/30 stream)

Clown (Dead by Daylight) - 1 (10/30 stream)

0: unfuckable/illegal

The Long One (Slither) - 0

Dredge (Dead by Daylight) - 0 (10/30 stream)

besties

Sleeper (Marvel Comics) - B

Major K. P. Hob (Dimension 20’s A Court of Fey & Flowers) - B

Lewis Pepper (Mysterious Skulls) - B

Gillman (Creature from the Black Lagoon) - B (10/30 stream)

Bubba Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) - B (10/30 stream)

Wolfman (Wolfman) - B (10/30 stream)

The Wraith (Dead by Daylight) - B (10/30 stream)